STILL OFF THE LEASH AT 80 2026-27

From a bolshy child with a Welsh-speaking budgie to National Treasure, Janet Street-Porter’s life (and language) has always been colourful.

As a broadcaster, television executive and newspaper editor she was at the forefront of some of Britain’s most enduring cultural moments. Now she finds herself with a senior railcard and 4 ex-husbands. The nation’s favourite pissed-off pensioner brings comedy, tragedy and gossip in equal measure, a tour de force rant against growing old gracefully.

Often imitated but rarely equalled, in the words of her good friend Elton...

“the bitch is back!’


 DATES 
SEPTEMBER
Sun 14 : Stag Plaza Sevenoaks : BOOK NOW
Tue 15 : Gulbenkian Theatre Canterbury : BOOK NOW
Wed 16 : Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage : BOOK NOW
Mon 21 : The Other Palace London : BOOK NOW
Mon 28 :
COMING SOON
Roxy Edinburgh
Tue 29 : Glee Club Glasgow : BOOK NOW
Wed 30 : Whitehall Theatre Dundee : BOOK NOW
OCTOBER
Thu 1 : Lemon Tree Aberdeen : BOOK NOW
Wed 28 :
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Playhouse Preston
Thu 29 : Grand Theatre Lancaster : BOOK NOW
Fri 30 : Lowther Pavilion Lytham St Annes : BOOK NOW
NOVEMBER
Fri 13 : Radlett Centre Herts : BOOK NOW
Mon 16 : Maltings Farnham : BOOK NOW
Tue 17 : The Stables Milton Keynes : BOOK NOW
Sat 21 : St. George’s Theatre Great Yarmouth : BOOK NOW
JANUARY 2027
Thu 28 :
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The Cut Halesworth
Fri 29 : Towngate Basildon : BOOK NOW
FEBRUARY
Mon 1 :
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Harrogate Theatre Harrogate
Tue 2 :
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Hull Truck Theatre Hull
Wed 3 : City Varieties Leeds : BOOK NOW
Thu 16 : Arts Theatre Nottingham : BOOK NOW
Wed 17 :
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Palace Theatre Mansfield
Thu 18 :
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The Atrix Bromsgrove
MARCH
Wed 24 :
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Redgrave Theatre Bristol
Thu 25 :
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Arts Centre Swindon
APRIL
Fri 9 :
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Majestic Theatre Darlington
Sat 10 :
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Town Hall Hartlepool
Sun 11 :
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Phoenix Theatre Blyth
Thu 15 : Palace Theatre Newark : BOOK NOW
Fri 16 : Key Theatre Peterborough : BOOK NOW
Wed 21 :
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Curve Theatre Leicester
Thu 22 :
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Albany Theatre Coventry

FURTHER DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON

 

Janet Street-Porter’s predictably blunt guide to getting what you want out of 21st century life without wasting time, effort or money.

Her intention is to cut through the crap and deal with the reality of the lives we lead. And unlike most self-help books she is frank that the first thing you should do in order to be happy and fulfilled is to put yourself first - all the time.

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Janet’s tips and wisdom will help you make changes and adapt to the new regime of our world today. Take a deep breath, decide what you won’t bother doing any more and substitute activities that give you pleasure and make your limited resources go further. Life is a journey and we’re experiencing a bumpy patch — but if you think creatively and stick to your guns, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t emerge from it unscathed and a great deal happier.

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Friends. Everyone needs them. Especially when relations between you and your family are less than perfect. And for the talented and ambitious Janet Street-Porter starting out on what would become a brilliant career, her friends became her family.

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Opinionated, driven, ruthless, successful — how do you become Janet Street-Porter?

In this fearless and compelling memoir of a truly bizarre childhood, Janet Street-Porter amuses as much as she shocks — brutally honest, brilliantly written, Baggage is as edgy and fearless as the author herself!

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