THE TIME TUNNEL
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Weakest Link — I won!
January 2024

I m a big fan of Brian Cox
December 2023

Eamonn and me
October 2023

Backstage at Oxford on Loose Women tour
September 2023

Me and Linda
September 2023

Denise Welch ambushed me for a hug
February 2023

Coronation
June 2022

Badger — Monarch of the Glen
March 2022

Horrible painting
December 2021

Walking the dog
November 2021

Lovely green top
May 2021

Walking near Galashiels
2021

Basal cell carcinoma removed
July 2020

Spare bloke backstage
October 2019

Easter 2019

I have been given a “glamour” makeover
8 Nov 2018

My sentiments entirely
8 Nov 2018

Me and Badger having chips in the rain in Margate
8 Nov 2018

Me at the Turner Prize party
25 Sep 2018


Little devil
July 2018

Janet splashed all over the Daily Mail
20 Apr 2018
An in-depth look at the Loose Women phenomenon

Me as the Test Card tot...
1 Mar 2018
Colleen is the clown!

I’m a hologram! Can you spot the difference?
March 2018

Stacy Solomon made a jsp pancake on Loose Women. I don't see any resemblance!
23 Feb 2018

Breaking news from Australia's Northern Territories
23 Feb 2018

Outside a junk shop in New South Wales
23 Feb 2018

I am not in this book
23 Feb 2018

Dusty and me, late 80s
23 Feb 2018

Loose Women tour with Denise Welch
February 2023

‘Extrovert and Ostentatious Home’
23 Feb 2018
Very proud that a house I commissioned has been recognised as worthy of Grade 2 listing - a monument to JSP and Piers Gough, the brilliant architect - in Clerkenwell. Read more about it in the Architects’ Journal.

Spextastic
2017

Scottish suntan
2017

Good to have a disguise
2017

Marrakesh feet
2017

Sam, Courtney and me
2017

Gull girl
2017

Sign collecting
2017

At the aquarium in Genoa last summer... was going to audition for The Shape of Water
12 Sep 2017

Inspecting the Hitler painting at the Jake and Dinos Champman show at the Jerwood, Hastings. An excellent exhibition.
2014

A personalised pork pie! What a status symbol.
2014

Halloween pumpkin portrait sent to me by a viewer!
2014

I like photographing sad-looking signs. Saw this by a church in an isolated hill town, Piedmont
2014

Tellytubbies!
Filming Taste of Britain this summer with Brian Turner
Summer 2014

Me at the Chelsea Flower Show channelling Patsy from AbFab
2012

Hiking Janet by Julia McCafferty
2012

Toast and marmite portrait by Loose Women viewer Nathan Copper
2012

Done for Loose Women
2012

By Glen Baxter - not actually a portrait of me, but could have been
2011

2011

Made for National Sausage Week
October 2011

Michael Landy showing the 'portrait' drawn by his credit-card destroying machine after it ate my card at the Frieze Art Fair
October 2011

2008

2008

NYC
2007

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004

With Graham Norton and Donny Osmond
2002

At Elton John's 50th birthday party
1997

Kim West latex zebra dress
1989

JSP covergirl and TV boss in my Jean-Paul Gaultier suit 1983
March 1988

Janet by Normski
1988

1986

At Studio 54 With some interesting characters... possibly fake news
1985?

With Larry Hagman
1982

For title sequence of my LWT series
1982

Judging the Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney
1980

JSP as a mod
1980

Doing the twist at the Embassy Club with decorator Stephen Naab
1980

From the title sequence of cult 80s ITV show Saturday Night People
1980

With Michael Winner and Russell Harty
1979

Filming with Larry Grayson & his sister for LWT special
1979

With Clive James at LWT in Saturday Night People
1978

TV publicity shot
1978

Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
1977

Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
1977

With Arnie for The London Weekend Show
1976

Me and Arnie at Gordon’s Gym in Plumstead, back in my body building days (ha ha)
1976

Too cool for a caption
1976

mid-1970s

mid-1970s

A cartoon done when I had just started at LBC
1973

With Eric Morecambe, Paul Callan, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan at an LBC interview at the Eccentric Club for the launch of the Goon Show Scripts book attended by Prince Charles
1973

In Osaka for the Sumo Championships
1970

Me and my friend Janet in Morocco - Why are those men looking at us?
1967

Modelling for Zandra Rhodes
1967

Modelling
1967

St. Tropez
1967

JSP, student, aged 18
1964

Sulky cow aged 18
1964

JSP aged 15
1961

Lloret with mum looking glamorous
1961

In Wales wearing hideous mac chosen by mum
1958

Aged 10 with dad and sister Pat
1957

With mum and sister aged 10
1957