THE TIME TUNNEL
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Reception for Domestic Abuse charities at Clarence House. Denise and I invite her on Loose Women - she’s a fan!
April 2025
Worst contestant ever on Catchphrase ITV1
April 2025
Proud moment:
Loose Women finally wins a well deserved BEST DAYTIME SHOW award from the Royal Television Society
March 2025
Two nice handfuls
2025
Get yer luverly sprouts
2025
Badger loves a designer handbag
2025
...and so do I - my favourite bag
2025
Personalised by me!
2025
Weakest Link — I won!
I m a big fan of Brian Cox
Eamonn and me
Me and Linda
Coronation
Badger — Monarch of the Glen
Walking the dog
Basal cell carcinoma removed
Spare bloke backstage

 

My sentiments entirely
Me and Badger having chips in the rain in Margate
Me at the Turner Prize party
At the Campaign To End Loneliness conference

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Janet splashed all over the Daily Mail

An in-depth look at the Loose Women phenomenon

I’m a hologram! Can you spot the difference?
Outside a junk shop in New South Wales
Dusty and me, late 80s
Loose Women tour with Denise Welch
“Extrovert and Ostentatious Home”

Very proud that a house I commissioned has been recognised as worthy of Grade 2 listing - a monument to JSP and Piers Gough, the brilliant architect - in Clerkenwell. Read more about it in the Architects’ Journal.

Scottish suntan
Gull girl
Sign collecting
A personalised pork pie! What a status symbol.
Inspecting the Hitler painting at the Jake and Dinos Champman show at the Jerwood, Hastings. An excellent exhibition.
Hiking Janet by Julia McCafferty
Done for Loose Women

 

Michael Landy showing the 'portrait' drawn by his credit-card destroying machine after it ate my card at the Frieze Art Fair

 

 

With Graham Norton and Donny Osmond
At Elton John's 50th birthday party
Kim West latex zebra dress
JSP covergirl and TV boss in my Jean-Paul Gaultier suit 1983
Janet by Normski

 

At Studio 54 With some interesting characters... possibly fake news
With Larry Hagman
For title sequence of my LWT series
Judging the Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney
JSP as a mod
Doing the twist at the Embassy Club with decorator Stephen Naab
From the title sequence of cult 80s ITV show Saturday Night People
With Michael Winner and Russell Harty
Filming with Larry Grayson & his sister for LWT special
With Clive James at LWT in Saturday Night People
TV publicity shot
Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
With Arnie for The London Weekend Show
Me and Arnie at Gordon’s Gym in Plumstead, back in my body building days (ha ha)
Too cool for a caption

 

 

A cartoon done when I had just started at LBC
With Eric Morecambe, Paul Callan, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan at an LBC interview at the Eccentric Club for the launch of the Goon Show Scripts book attended by Prince Charles
In Osaka for the Sumo Championships
Me and my friend Janet in Morocco - Why are those men looking at us?
Modelling for Zandra Rhodes
Modelling
St. Tropez
JSP, student, aged 18
Aged 17 in Fulham, trainee Liz Hurley
Sulky cow aged 17
JSP aged 15
Lloret with mum looking glamorous
In Wales wearing hideous mac chosen by mum
Aged 10 with dad and sister Pat
With mum and sister aged 10

 

1950s
ON THE LOOSE 2025/26

From a bolshy child with a Welsh-speaking budgie to National Treasure, Janet Street-Porter’s life (and language) has always been colourful.

As a broadcaster, television executive and newspaper editor she was at the forefront of some of Britain’s most enduring cultural moments. Now she finds herself with a senior railcard and 4 ex-husbands. The nation’s favourite pissed-off pensioner brings comedy, tragedy and gossip in equal measure, a tour de force rant against growing old gracefully.

Often imitated but rarely equalled, in the words of her good friend Elton...

“the bitch is back!’


 DATES 
SEPTEMBER 2025
Thu 11 : The Kenton Henley-on-Thames : BOOK NOW
Mon 15 : Greenwich Theatre London : BOOK NOW
Wed 17 : Chequer Mead Theatre East Grinstead : BOOK NOW
Fri 19 : The Pavilion Worthing : BOOK NOW
Wed 24 : Players Theatre Thame : BOOK NOW
Mon 29 : The Apex Bury St Edmunds : BOOK NOW
OCTOBER
Mon 6 : Rose Theatre Rugeley : BOOK NOW
Tue 7 : Huntingdon Hall Worcester : BOOK NOW
Wed 8 : Pound Arts Centre Corsham : BOOK NOW
Mon 20 : Edge Arts Centre Much Wenlock : BOOK NOW
Tue 21 : Crescent Theatre Birmingham : BOOK NOW
Wed 22 : Playhouse Theatre Cheltenham : BOOK NOW
NOVEMBER
Thu 27 : The Astor Deal : BOOK NOW
DECEMBER
Tue 2 : Corn Exchange Stamford : BOOK NOW
Wed 3 : Arts Centre Pocklington : BOOK NOW
JANUARY 2026
Tue 13 : Theatre Royal Winchester : BOOK NOW
Wed 14 : Ropetackle Centre Shoreham : BOOK NOW
Tue 20 : Marine Theatre Lyme Regis : BOOK NOW
Wed 21 : Arts Centre Dorchester : BOOK NOW
Thu 22 : Phoenix Exeter : BOOK NOW
FEBRUARY
Mon 2 : Gatehouse Theatre Stafford : BOOK NOW
Tue 3 : The Brindley Runcorn : BOOK NOW
Thu 5 : Blackfriars Boston : BOOK NOW
Thu 12 : The Point Theatre Southampton : BOOK NOW
MARCH
Tue 31 : East Riding Theatre Beverley : BOOK NOW
APRIL
Wed 1 : Playhouse Halifax : BOOK NOW

FURTHER DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON