THE TIME TUNNEL
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Weakest Link — I won!
January 2024
I m a big fan of Brian Cox
December 2023
Eamonn and me
October 2023
Backstage at Oxford on Loose Women tour
September 2023
Me and Linda
September 2023
Denise Welch ambushed me for a hug
February 2023
Coronation
June 2022
Badger — Monarch of the Glen
March 2022
Horrible painting
December 2021
Walking the dog
November 2021
Lovely green top
May 2021
Walking near Galashiels
2021
Basal cell carcinoma removed
July 2020
Spare bloke backstage
October 2019
Easter 2019
I have been given a “glamour” makeover
8 Nov 2018
My sentiments entirely
8 Nov 2018
Me and Badger having chips in the rain in Margate
8 Nov 2018
Me at the Turner Prize party
25 Sep 2018
Little devil
July 2018
Janet splashed all over the Daily Mail
20 Apr 2018
An in-depth look at the Loose Women phenomenon
Me as the Test Card tot...
1 Mar 2018
Colleen is the clown!
I’m a hologram! Can you spot the difference?
March 2018
Stacy Solomon made a jsp pancake on Loose Women. I don't see any resemblance!
23 Feb 2018
Breaking news from Australia's Northern Territories
23 Feb 2018
Outside a junk shop in New South Wales
23 Feb 2018
I am not in this book
23 Feb 2018
Dusty and me, late 80s
23 Feb 2018
Loose Women tour with Denise Welch
February 2023
‘Extrovert and Ostentatious Home’
23 Feb 2018
Very proud that a house I commissioned has been recognised as worthy of Grade 2 listing - a monument to JSP and Piers Gough, the brilliant architect - in Clerkenwell. Read more about it in the Architects’ Journal.
Spextastic
2017
Scottish suntan
2017
Good to have a disguise
2017
Marrakesh feet
2017
Sam, Courtney and me
2017
Gull girl
2017
Sign collecting
2017
At the aquarium in Genoa last summer... was going to audition for The Shape of Water
12 Sep 2017
Inspecting the Hitler painting at the Jake and Dinos Champman show at the Jerwood, Hastings. An excellent exhibition.
2014
A personalised pork pie! What a status symbol.
2014
Halloween pumpkin portrait sent to me by a viewer!
2014
I like photographing sad-looking signs. Saw this by a church in an isolated hill town, Piedmont
2014
Tellytubbies!
Filming Taste of Britain this summer with Brian Turner
Summer 2014
Me at the Chelsea Flower Show channelling Patsy from AbFab
2012
Hiking Janet by Julia McCafferty
2012
Toast and marmite portrait by Loose Women viewer Nathan Copper
2012
Done for Loose Women
2012
By Glen Baxter - not actually a portrait of me, but could have been
2011
2011
Made for National Sausage Week
October 2011
Michael Landy showing the 'portrait' drawn by his credit-card destroying machine after it ate my card at the Frieze Art Fair
October 2011
2008
2008
NYC
2007
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
Portrait of JSP by Damien Hirst
2004
With Graham Norton and Donny Osmond
2002
At Elton John's 50th birthday party
1997
Kim West latex zebra dress
1989
JSP covergirl and TV boss in my Jean-Paul Gaultier suit 1983
March 1988
Janet by Normski
1988
1986
At Studio 54 With some interesting characters... possibly fake news
1985?
With Larry Hagman
1982
For title sequence of my LWT series
1982
Judging the Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney
1980
JSP as a mod
1980
Doing the twist at the Embassy Club with decorator Stephen Naab
1980
From the title sequence of cult 80s ITV show Saturday Night People
1980
With Michael Winner and Russell Harty
1979
Filming with Larry Grayson & his sister for LWT special
1979
With Clive James at LWT in Saturday Night People
1978
TV publicity shot
1978
Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
1977
Filming with Johnny Rotten for The London Weekend Show
1977
With Arnie for The London Weekend Show
1976
Me and Arnie at Gordon’s Gym in Plumstead, back in my body building days (ha ha)
1976
Too cool for a caption
1976
mid-1970s
mid-1970s
A cartoon done when I had just started at LBC
1973
With Eric Morecambe, Paul Callan, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan at an LBC interview at the Eccentric Club for the launch of the Goon Show Scripts book attended by Prince Charles
1973
In Osaka for the Sumo Championships
1970
Me and my friend Janet in Morocco - Why are those men looking at us?
1967
Modelling for Zandra Rhodes
1967
Modelling
1967
St. Tropez
1967
JSP, student, aged 18
1964
Sulky cow aged 18
1964
JSP aged 15
1961
Lloret with mum looking glamorous
1961
In Wales wearing hideous mac chosen by mum
1958
Aged 10 with dad and sister Pat
1957
With mum and sister aged 10
1957