Jake and Dinos Champan
In The Realm of the Unmentionable, Jerwood, Hastings
Gregan's Castle Hotel
near Ballyvaughan, the Burren, Co. Clare
Orlando Gough's Foghorn Requiem
I went to South Shields for the world premiere of Orlando Gough's Foghorn Requiem. A flotilla of boats was anchored offshore while a brass band was conducted on the clifftop... when the foghorns sounded, babies started crying. A brilliant event!
Nothing like our home made pie in Yorkshire...
Peter did the fertility man pastry.
Mark Hix's new Shoreditch restaurant
Mark has a portrait of himself in plasticine by Henry Hudson hanging over the bar.. Roast chicken and chips v good.
Revival of Michael Frayn's backstage farce, at the Old Vic
What a brilliant evening - the audience was in fits of laughter. Moves to the West End on 24 March
Grand Central Rail
Can someone explain how a railway can operate that routinely cancels trains WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION?
Yesterday my journey from Thirsk in Yorkshire to London took four and a half hours and cost me a fortune… had to catch a cab to York and buy another ticket. There is never anyone from Grand Central around to explain what is happening.
Waitrose, St. John Street, Clerkenwell
WHY DO THEY SELL FRUIT THAT IS MARKED ‘PERFECTLY RIPE’ AND WHEN YOU GET IT HOME IT’S LIKE A BLOCK OF WOOD? I bought two mangos that will never turn into anything edilble.
Stage version of the classic Ealing comedy
So now The Ladykillers is a play at the Gielgud Theatre in London. Apart from the annoyance of being charged a £4 credit-card booking fee – it was impossible to find the box-office number and so I was forced to book online – the evening didn't really soar. Peter Capaldi is impressive as Professor Marcus organising his motley gang of thieves, and the set is eye-catching, but there seemed to be a lack of interaction between the players. In a film, the action is driven by shooting and editing. On stage, there needs to be stuff apart from words that glues everything together and makes it sing.
It's fashionable to turn films into stage shows –a stage version of Sam Taylor-Wood's John Lennon biopic, Nowhere Boy, is due late next year – but they don't always improve on the original. I'm not sure I can face Gatz, the new adaptation of The Great Gatsby, opening in June. It will last eight hours, and one member of the cast reads every word of Scott Fitzgerald's novel out loud.
I have just read that Liz Jones, the very thin anxious columnist from the Daily Mail, has a ‘tiny shoebox’ flat in Clerkenwell. Ex-Minister Chris Huhne and his girlfriend Carina Trimingham have also bought a flat above a pub in Clerkenwell for over a million quid. Will they be shopping at my local Waitrose?
Matilda - the musical
Tim Minchin's musical version of the Roald Dahl classic
Slapstick has certainly infected musicals. I saw Matilda, Tim Minchin’s award-winning version of Roald Dahl’s children’s story, and was desperate for a moment of pathos. The action is so determinedly raucous, there’s not a moment when the leading characters catch their breath. The show would be so much more heartbreaking with fewer words in the songs and less thrashing around on stage. There’s little room for the emotions to breathe, which is a shame because the young cast are fantastic.
Richmond, North Yorkshire
The Comedy of Errors
Lenny Henry in his Shakespeare debut at the NT
Lenny Henry is on top form at the National Theatre where his new career as a Shakespearean actor gathers momentum. I must admit, settling down for two and a half hours of The Comedy of Errors last week, I wasn’t expecting an easy evening. It starts with a turgid scene-setting historical monologue (and ends with a drab epilogue) and the ludicrous plot involves twins and a mum and dad separated for decades. But from the moment Lenny bounds on, the evening lifts off. His performance as one of the twins is captivating - all those years of standup mean that he soars through proceedings and totally owns the stage.
This production suffers from having everything but the kitchen sink thrown at i - set in a modern Greek resort, it’s got TOWIE babes, a police car chase with flashing lights and even a farting contest. The identical servants wear Arsenal shirts and there’s a hunky masseur. This comedy has become a broad farce - perhaps because One Man, Two Guvnors in the same genre was such a hit for the National.But a surprisingly entertaining evening.
Brilliant exhibition at Dalston Superstore by my friend Anna Bruder
K-Swiss tennis shoes
fishmonger, fish and chip shop and restaurant in Ramsgate
Norwegian Blair-Witch style comedy horror film
The Tomb of the Unknown Craftsman
Grayson Perry exhibition at the British Musuem
TInker Tailor Soldier Spy
John Le Carré thriller with Gary Oldman
The glasses were all wrong
Whitstable, opposite the station
One Man Two Guvnors
Comedy with with James Corden
Just transferred from NT to West End
Alex Jennings in new play at NT
Castor and Pollux
Rameau's French baroque opera at ENO