ON THE LOOSE 2025/26

From a bolshy child with a Welsh-speaking budgie to National Treasure, Janet Street-Porter’s life (and language) has always been colourful.

As a broadcaster, television executive and newspaper editor she was at the forefront of some of Britain’s most enduring cultural moments. Now she finds herself with a senior railcard and 4 ex-husbands. The nation’s favourite pissed-off pensioner brings comedy, tragedy and gossip in equal measure, a tour de force rant against growing old gracefully.

Often imitated but rarely equalled, in the words of her good friend Elton...

“the bitch is back!’


 DATES 
SEPTEMBER 2025
Thu 11 : The Kenton Henley-on-Thames : BOOK NOW
Mon 15 : Greenwich Theatre London : BOOK NOW
Wed 17 : Chequer Mead Theatre East Grinstead : BOOK NOW
Fri 19 : The Pavilion Worthing : BOOK NOW
Wed 24 : Players Theatre Thame : BOOK NOW
Mon 29 : The Apex Bury St Edmunds : BOOK NOW
OCTOBER
Mon 6 : Rose Theatre Rugeley : BOOK NOW
Tue 7 : Huntingdon Hall Worcester : BOOK NOW
Wed 8 : Pound Arts Centre Corsham : BOOK NOW
Mon 20 : Edge Arts Centre Much Wenlock : BOOK NOW
Tue 21 : Crescent Theatre Birmingham : BOOK NOW
Wed 22 : Playhouse Theatre Cheltenham : BOOK NOW
NOVEMBER
Thu 27 : The Astor Deal : BOOK NOW
DECEMBER
Tue 2 : Corn Exchange Stamford : BOOK NOW
Wed 3 : Arts Centre Pocklington : BOOK NOW
JANUARY 2026
Tue 13 : Theatre Royal Winchester : BOOK NOW
Wed 14 : Ropetackle Centre Shoreham : BOOK NOW
Tue 20 : Marine Theatre Lyme Regis : BOOK NOW
Wed 21 : Arts Centre Dorchester : BOOK NOW
Thu 22 : Phoenix Exeter : BOOK NOW
FEBRUARY
Mon 2 : Gatehouse Theatre Stafford : BOOK NOW
Tue 3 : The Brindley Runcorn : BOOK NOW
Thu 5 : Blackfriars Boston : BOOK NOW
Thu 12 : The Point Theatre Southampton : BOOK NOW
MARCH
Tue 31 : East Riding Theatre Beverley : BOOK NOW
APRIL
Wed 1 : Playhouse Halifax : BOOK NOW

FURTHER DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON

 

Janet Street-Porter’s predictably blunt guide to getting what you want out of 21st century life without wasting time, effort or money.

Her intention is to cut through the crap and deal with the reality of the lives we lead. And unlike most self-help books she is frank that the first thing you should do in order to be happy and fulfilled is to put yourself first - all the time.

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Janet’s tips and wisdom will help you make changes and adapt to the new regime of our world today. Take a deep breath, decide what you won’t bother doing any more and substitute activities that give you pleasure and make your limited resources go further. Life is a journey and we’re experiencing a bumpy patch — but if you think creatively and stick to your guns, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t emerge from it unscathed and a great deal happier.

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Friends. Everyone needs them. Especially when relations between you and your family are less than perfect. And for the talented and ambitious Janet Street-Porter starting out on what would become a brilliant career, her friends became her family.

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Opinionated, driven, ruthless, successful — how do you become Janet Street-Porter?

In this fearless and compelling memoir of a truly bizarre childhood, Janet Street-Porter amuses as much as she shocks — brutally honest, brilliantly written, Baggage is as edgy and fearless as the author herself!

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